Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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