so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
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