Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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