giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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