I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Brb crying the tears of my youth
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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