Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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