Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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