i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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