A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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