Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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