he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
I wish i was in the wii world.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
Randomize
