"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
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