I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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