Dual....:-)
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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