I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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