I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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