We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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