so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
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be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
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