Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I lost the right to judge tonight
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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