he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
Randomize
