she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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