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found out what b.m.t stands for.

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what did you think?

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bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.

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So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.

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It breaks. We fall.

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I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?

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i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone

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I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...

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Dude... this pee is not alleged

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YOU SAT ON MY LAP!

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Wuddup pee lap

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