no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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