I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
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