New low: just hacked my moms facebook
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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