You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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