I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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