i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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