we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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