Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I have fence marks all over my body
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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