okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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