But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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