y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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