this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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