lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
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