i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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