Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Randomize
