It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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