i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
Randomize
