Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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