just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
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