i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
handjob tips. give me some.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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