The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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