Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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