I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
P.S. I can't hear my feet
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
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