I must be too annoying 4 u.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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