Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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