You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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