Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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