On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
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