Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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