He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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