therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
Randomize
