is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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