alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
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